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I didn't do it

from: Xal
19 Sep 2007
03:12:49 -0500
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This morning, I was riding my bike through the park to work. FYI this is a designated route from where we live to the city. There is this place where a track splits off the main road. I was following the main road, and intended to follow it. However, from the other road a school class was set loose by their teachers and they exploded onto my track. There were more than 30 of those nasty little critters, and they blocked the main road totally, as a group ! Not only me, but three others had to emergency brake in order to avoid crashing in to them. Keep in mind that all the time, I was on the correct side of the correct road, obeying the rules of polite traffic. I imagined how it would be NOT to make the emergency break....To just crash my bike into those little tiny assholes, crunch their skulls beneath my wheel of doom eat rubber you sucker snipsnap crackle crash of their freshly created bones snap their spines in two make a bloodbath kill destroy take out my bazooka point it at the teachers blow their brains out one big red rush of blood coloring the green park red cries everywhere and me laughing maniacally feeling I cured the world of some unspeakable evil. I didn't do it....I didn't deem it necessary. I am the master who makes the grass green. I need coffee now and will have a productive day at work, without any real-life violence.

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