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Ah didn't does it

from: Xal
21 Sep 2007
07:58:38 -0500
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While browsing the web, I found a site where you can 'dialectize' web pages (http://rinkworks.com/dialect/ I translated my previous post into 'redneck'. It actually sounds cooler. Note how my stream of consciousness violent fantasy was too difficult for the script :)...........................: was follerin' th' main road, an' aimed t'foller it. Howevah, fum t'other road a skoo class was set loose by their skoo marms an' they sploded onto mah track. Shet mah mouth! Thar were mo'e than 30 of them nasty li'l critters, an' they blocked th' main road mighty, as a group ! Fry mah hide! Not only me, but three others had t'emerjuncy brake in o'der t'avoid crashin' in t'them, dawgone it. Keep in mind thet all th' time, ah was on th' co'reck side of th' co'reck road, obeyin' th' rules of polite traffic. ah imagined how it'd be NOT t'make th' emerjuncy bust....To jest crash mah bike into them li'l tiny assholes, crunch their skulls beneath mah wheel of doom ett rubber yo' sucker snipsnap crackle crash of their freshly created bones snap their spines in two make a bloodbath kill destroy take out mah bazooka point it at th' skoo marms blow their brains out one trimenjus red rush of blood colo'in' th' green park red cries ev'rywhar an' me laughin' maniacally feelin' ah cured th' wo'ld of some unspeakable evil, ah reckon. ah didn't does it....ah didn't deem it necessary. ah's th' master who makes th' grass green, as enny fool kin plainly see. ah need a six pack now an' will haf a produckive day at wawk, wifout enny real-life violence.

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