Here is the rule:

Here is the rule:

from: crack pipe and Astro Glide
205.188.117.134
12 Apr 2008
01:08:03 -0500

Here is the rule: If you are a crack addict, and you like to dress up in lingerie, stockings, miniskirt and a wig and then break into apartment's to spy on strange women, try not to drop your crack pipe when you flee the scene. This story, that just hit the news recently, actually started a year ago when Eric Kincaid, dressed as described above, fled the apartment of a 24-year-old Oregon woman when she discovered him spying on her from her own closet. In the closet the woman found the crack pipe and a bottle of sexual lubricant. Understandably she was in fear for months of the psycho returning and raping her. In fact, it took nine months for the police to match DNA they found on the pipe with DNA from a juvenile robbery arrest of Kincaid. In court Kincaid told jurors that at the time of the illegal entry he was high on methamphetamine and was looking for the apartment of a woman he barely knew who he had arranged to have sex with. This is how he explained the lubricant. But when he saw the woman sitting on the bed half naked, he realized she was the wrong woman and that he was in the wrong apartment. Basically, he was as surprised as she was, he said. Bizarrely enough, after nearly six hours of deliberations, the jury decided to believe Kincaid and found him not guilty of all charges. So on second thought, as long as you're in Oregon, go ahead and dress up in drag and sneak into women's apartments with your crack pipe and Astro Glide. Apparently it's perfectly alright.

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