Cureton's dilemma

Cureton's dilemma

from: Beer vs Pussy
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13 Apr 2008
19:12:44 -0500

Beer Vs. Pussy @ A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. @ A beer tastes terrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. @ Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. @ Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Pussy. @ If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy @ 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. @ Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. @ If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. @ If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, you will get divorced. Advantage: Beer. @ 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy @ Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Pussy @ It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: Pussy @ If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy @

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