Jackie's BABY TALK

Jackie's BABY TALK

that's what really got me 08-11-16 infomania

i just know i could laugh at you for hours, painfully,
and enjoy every minute of it, then i would go
and ruin it by trying... you know what i mean.

i understand perfectly why the answer is "no".
it has to be. i'm totally cool with that. i really am :)

(slight pause)

of course i'll try it again.

"which part of NO do you not understand?"

well... there's the N, and then there's the O,
but when you put them together,
that's when i really get lost.

(pause)

help me, i'm lost.

(i grab your hand)

its only a hand. relax.

(i let go of your hand)

see? was that so very bad?

(long pause... i hold your hand again)

you have a nice hand. i promise not to talk
BABY TALK to you like Jackie.

(you don't pull your hand away)

is it ok?

(you smile)

"yes, its ok"

hey, its only a hand, right?

"just keep it that way"

(i smile)

keep? i like keep.

(you take your hand back)

editor's note: yes, this is all bullshit,
but i wrote it for your entertainment.
at least its not BABY TALK like Jackie.