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From:
played by eric and pop-z of course
08-12-20
click this picture, and the next, loud and clear, in your
earz,
"that's THE sound i've been looking for! who is that?" "its us... our second
session,
you never showed up, the drums are loops of chuck, eric played guitar, i played
bass,
it was all recorded live in one pass, first take, first song, first mix, cut
into regions,
looped, re-arranged, faded, mastered, burned to disc, done in one day... no
rehearsals,
meetings, plans, phone calls, lists, charts, discussions, disagreements, ideas,
premature decisions, horrible band names, empty beer botlles, or obnoxious
alcoholics with an axe to grind, trying to put themselves in executive
positions of imaginary leadership guided by impeccable taste in the arts,
entertainment, multimedia, mass marketing, demographics, linguistics,
webmastering, promotion, production engineering, and most of all, the inborn
ability to know instinctively what goes on in the minds of audiences
around the globe, as well as down the street. an uncanny insight to accurately
predict and know ahead of time, what is "good" and what is "not good enough",
and instantly identify the essential criterion that is so necessary whenever
mental accuracy and sheer knowledge of musical superiority and how it
molds and shapes the hearts and minds of so many people, like this band,
who depend on the time tested judgement consistency displayed by
fat slob mexican fuckheads who think they know it all, as a lame attempt to
hide the fact that they have to be in charge, no matter who it is, or what
they're
trying to do, these BORN LEADERS have clear cut agendas to pursue and
force others to follow... this is the only way they can cope with the constant
snags
from being wrong and full of shit, 99 out of 100 times, but they just can't ever
admit that the real truth is: they couldn't lead a twisted coil of impacted feces into
a swirling toilet bowl, even if they had an instruction manual, printed out
from a massive .pdf file on high-gloss magazine resolution
TOILET TISSUE! |
