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75.170.89.25
09-02-15
09:34:09
You could use those things to knit your own brand of sanitary-wear for those tough old dykes in Southeast Texas. Their pioneer grandmothers used prickly-pear pads and dried sisal to sop their "monthlies," and claimed it just made them tougher. They called tampoons "sin rockets," remember? Instead of "Always - with wings!" you could call them; "Sometimes - with labial callous scrubbers!" (By the way, I got some of those "Always" things in the mail, and it said they'd make me feel "confident." I couldn't figure out how to finagle my balls around it, so I just stuck 'em up the crack of my ass. Trust me, I didn't feel more "confident." Not at all. Hey, that means you'd have to learn to knit. Ah, skip it. Bad idea.
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