he said he didn't do it on purpose

he said he didn't do it on purpose

from: he deliberately took off too soon
70.244.114.126
09-04-16
22:51:23

he was "in a hurry", and he was turning right, so its not necessary to look both ways, just hit the gas, take off before the oncoming car is passed, its called "cutting a corner", let's see, how much time would it have saved him? oh, less than 2 seconds... "you fucked up my bike!" goddamnit "call the fucking cops!" he looks at the bent wheel "we can fix this, the economy is bad right now..." flakey motherfucker could have put me in a wheelchair for life, he'd be paying for my injury for the rest of his days... one stupid mistake... "gimme twenty bucks! i ain't taking no checks!" he crosses my palm, i don't mention that i have many bikes, and many spare wheels, this is $20 in 20 seconds, but i've earned every cent by being hit by ANOTHER FUCKING vehicle!!! its annoying! my replacement bike is heavier than my schwinn, this makes pedalling it down my usual path a little more difficult than i need it to be... i can't go 30 miles twice on this heavier bike, it will drain me physically, this will interfere with my ability to SCORE DOPE quickly, without waiting around for a bus. FUCK THE BUS! i don't have time for logistical limitations and "hang back policies" that DICK WITH MY BUZZ! that's a very big no-no... you think hitting someone with your truck is bad? keeping me from getting high NOW is unforgivable, you incoherent idiot! (a happy thought crosses my mind) this yo-yo's $20 just covered the gasoline charge that got my last bag delivered promptly, before i even got out of bed... what's a little bicycle mechanicism gonna hurt? its fun if you're WIRED TO THE TITS, isn't it? still... i wish it was YOU! i'd make you buy me a coffee while i think up some way to do it again! gee, we seem to keep meeting like this... can i just pile the bike in back and ride with you? i think i'll be alright after a little pampering. we could go one more block and have some chocolate milk at luby's... would you care for an oreo crust cheesecake, and a large hot coffee? here, let me spike that coffee a little bit with a tiny bump, just to perk you up and get you on your way... its just the mere'st samplin'... for medicinal purposes... i love the smell of napalm in the morning... it makes my nipples feel like... BB's!

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