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he's smarter than a lot of people i know

from: it really makes you laugh your ass off to witness it
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09-07-25
22:57:46

jay hardly ever gets angry. usually what happens is he will start to come unglued under stress. but he suffers from it. he has no temper at all. there is no guile in him. one day, i said, "hey jay, i noticed, you never get mad, right?" he said, matter of factly, "no" he shrugged and said "be happy", like it made obvious sense. but you see, jay works for a living, and he works hard. he's a strong as an ox, he loves showing me his arm muscles. that's how i started calling him "superjay", he's so strong. when you work hard every day, it is a very natural thing to just be happy. doing your job well and getting paid american cash dollars, no delays, no shorts, no bullshit, has a tendency to make you feel like you're getting somewhere in your life.using your body and your mind in a syncronized way, that generates steady cash that's yours, and yours alone, is an amazing prescription for a happy life. add to that someone you love, whom you do it all for, and you have everything, really. i gets no better than that in this life. i know this one dumbass in particular, he has a golden opportunity of a lifetime, siting right under his nose. all he has to do is reach out and take it, and he's got it made. but he "got cold feet" and is passing it by.... why? because he decided a while back he would rather just lie around all day, stoned on prescription psych meds, and be a drunken idiot, living off his mama, and chatting on the computer all day. btw, he is extremely unhappy, and even has a half assed plan that he's going to end his life because he can't find a reason to live. he sits around whining all day, i know, i've read logs full of his horseshit, talking about what a fucked up life he's had. keep in mind, i'm jay's BEST FRIEND at work, so i come home from working with jay all day, to hear this blitzed buffoon, being rude to everyone, and making a laughing stock out of himself, like drunks are inclined to do. even though jay is retarded, he's light years smarter than this other dude. several orders of magnitude. 1000's of times smarter, and happier. what is jay's secret? he does what his mother tells him to do. <--- yes, its that simple.

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