Just Ask Ellis

Just Ask Ellis

from: Ellis Dee
205.188.116.10
09-08-02
01:23:25

Dear Ellis, I have an oral sex etiquette question. While I love pleasing my lady, occasionally while in the middle of a "carpet munching" session a hair gets caught in the back of my throat. I think hacking up a hairball like a cat on cheap bathtub speed at that special time might be considered poor taste. How can I take care of business and remove the offending piece of "wool" and keep the mood? _______________________________________________ Sincerely, Munchy =============================================== =============================================== Dear Munchy: _______________________________________________ Preparation, preparation, preparation, my son, is the key to successful tongue lashing. Right after your lady buys you a really expensive present, cooks you a fine, fine meal and finishes mowing the lawn with the second-hand, push lawnmower you purchased for her on your last anniversary, simply hand her a razor and remind her that her "back 40" also needs a good clip. Remember, an "idle" woman is a demon in the making. _______________________________________________ Ellis Dee

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