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man-bidet

from: I. P. Freely
75.170.92.176
09-08-02
13:01:40

When I was in high school, I was shocked to learn that other men weren't toilet trained to clean up after themselves after pissing in a toilet. Mama taught my brothers and I that grabbing a wad of toilet paper and swabbing the deck was just a normal part of the elimination process, and experience has shown that every man thinks his aim is WAY better than it actually is. (I refuse to clean up another man's piss, so if the john looks like a spastic hosed the place down with lemonade, I concentrate on my aim and hope for the best.) About five years ago, I got drunk at a party and HAD TO PISS, so I just barged into the bathroom while some chick was on the toilet, and I whipped it out and pissed in the sink. As an after-thought, I turned on the faucet and gave the johnson a nice wash-n-wax job while I was at it. Ever since, I piss in the sink every chance I get. There's no downside, to my figuring. I don't risk splashing piss on my shoes, pants, curtains, pets etc., and I can keep my equipment sparkly clean, ready for any of my fellow humans to gnaw on at will. Trust me, you won't find that tip in any "handy home and garden hints" books.

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