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pretty dick ::: hideous balls

from: mutilation vs. perfection
70.249.42.167
10-05-18
14:06

just seeing someone else's dick all cut up like that is enough to make you sick... can you imagine the dread and loathing if you suddenly realized that vivsected dick was your own? any man who would mutilate his own dick for "enhanced pleasure" doesn't know dick about fucking, period.

if i've heard one comment about my dick, over and over and over, by many different people, it would actually be TWO MAIN comments:
A. "its perfect"
and
B. "its pretty"
in fact, my dick is so pretty, when you see it, your mouth just naturally gravitates to it, and you start sucking it, pausing only to admire it.

and then you notice my balls for the first time. they're hideous, like a gruesome traffic accident, you're totally revolted by the sight of them, but you cannot look away. not without examining them closely, touching them, holding them, weighing them...

i know the routine because i've seen it happen so many times. you'll likely say something like "you have big balls", and "they're bigger and longer than your dick". and even though you're happily sucking the prettiest dick you've seen in ages, you undoubtedly will take it out of you mouth, and put the balls in, just to see what it feels like. i understand completely.

hey, you know that place on the dick where they slice it underneath? well, even though i'm keeping my dick in its perfect, natural condition, the best thing to do is use your oral dexterity on and in relation to that same spot, towards the tip and underneath. don't cut it... suck it. then fuck it, and be fucked by it. then just look at it.

its pretty, even when its soft. and that's when you really notice how the dick shrinks in size, but the balls remain the same.

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