From: Scatman
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Date: 12-09-27
Time: 21:55


SHIT is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. It may just be the most powerful word in the english language. CONSIDER: You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, remember shit, or tell someone to eat shit and die. You can have a shit fit, shit or go blind, or just shit your life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shitover. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell shit from shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There's bullshit, dog shit, cat shit, bird shit, chicken shit, whale shit, rat shit, and horse shit. Some things are even slicker than owl shit. There is tough shit, hard shit, soft shit, slimy shit, rough shit, limp shit, and raw shit. You can even shit a blue streak, shit bricks, shit pink twinkies, shit marbles, or you can just shit your guts out. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give a shit, keep shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are cold as shit, some hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. There's funny shit, sad shit, bad shit & good shit. Some shit doesn't stink while some other things really smell like shit. Some music sounds like shit, some things taste like shit, some things look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can be fast as shit or slower than shit. Sometimes there's shit scattered everywhere, other times you can't find shit at all. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit, or just a lot of weird shit. You can have a pile of shit, a bucket of shit, a barrel of shit, a river of shit, a mountain of shit, or just find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. You can slice shit, spread shit, dunk shit, jump shit, talk shit, step in shit, wear shit. Or tell someone to just can't cut the shit out. There's fun shit, boring shit, silly shit, and serious shit. Sometimes you really need the shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. You can stir shit, kick shit, or just stick your ass out the window and shit on the world. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit, Sometimes you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. So when you stop to think about it shit may be the basic building block of the cosmos. Maybe instead of a big bang it was a BIG DUMP! Keep that in mind as you flush. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!



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