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Ed_Zeppelin
2/13/02
9:42:05 AM
172.138.140.99
Of course we couldn't smell it. I assume it smelled like... well... shit! But while I applaud your endevour to pass along your own commentary to the young nitwit who critiqued this he-yar forum (basically, by doing the same thing in literary form as posting a turd), smell doesn't count. The Internet is founded on the proposition that all poon is created equal (either he-poon, she-poon or it-poon, but I shouldn't quibble) and though Microsquish probably has something in the works along that line, for the time being you can't smell anything posted on the 'net, and thank God for it. Based on Billy Connolly's observation that "the further east you go, the weirder farts get" the Japanese and Koreans would pretty well have a lock on that particular sense in regard to the overall look of something having an effect on whatever remaining gag reflex you may have left (ahem). But I am touched that my calling attention to the deficit in bulk and elegance of your bowel movement, has lead you to consider, however briefly, NOT toting a camera into the can with you in order to regale your pals with your latest anal offering, something most of us take for granted when we're, say, opening email. (But no more, at least in my case. I'll be happy to share my experience and superior knowlege of both roughage and digital photography with you all, now that I know its accepted as an art form.) If you have learned your lesson and won't be posting any more pictures of tiny, ill-developed effluvia without experiencing at least a shudder of remorse and/or embarrassment from now on, I have done my job. As far as I'm concerned you need not hold back on my account, considering how difficult that must be with- how shall I say it - certain muscular apertures that may no longer have the elasticity of youth (though I have no way of checking). I am touched that you are experimenting with propriety, though that picture may be an indication of how far you have to go to find some. In fact, you might say I'm deeply moved.
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