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Re: drink to me only with thine thighs

Ed_Zeppelin
64.12.103.48
02-04-07
06:22

"But I got the crystal ball!" he said, and held it to the light. So I snatched it, all away from him, and I showed him how to do it right ... I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head so it looked like I was deep. I said some mumbo-jumbo then, I told him he was going to sleep. I robbed his rings and pocket-watch, and everything else I found, I had that sucker hypnotized, he couldn't even make a sound. I pretended to tell him his future then, as long as he was hangin' around (I said:) "The price of me has just gone up and your old lady has just gone DOWN!" Look here, Brother; who you jivin' with that cozmik debris? (runt a tunt ta tunt ta tunt, arunta tunt ta tunt TA!) Look here, Brother; don't you waste your time on me! ------------------------- I browse the net for things I'm interested in. I'm sure everyone else here does as well. Piss-drinking? I don't think so. But for some reason when we find something interesting, we usually keep it to ourselves, probably for fear that by stealing other people's thoughts, ideas, words and comedy, we would (rightfully) be considered somewhere lower than syphlis virii, but you would have to really be scrapin' the bottom to come up with anything as oddly redundant as ripping the account of a piss-drinker. The mind reels. Perhaps in the field of country music there's something more degrading, (Faith Hill's version of Janice Joplin's "Piece of my heart" springs to mind, but I'll have to think about it. (Stick around for the "Get a life" chorus, you'll love it. It's dedicated today to St. Francis of Zappa, patron saint of talentless miserable motherfuckers who've never had an original thought or opinion in their lives. Frank and Curly died for your sins.

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