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Re: HELP! I'm Stasho the lost asso!

You're_in_your_own_urine
205.188.196.51
02-04-08
15:54

You're not making points with the jury, counselor. Reply to point #1: ("The quote was from Frank Zappa (ever heard of him?)" One step ahead of you (again). My previous reply quoted "Cosmik Debris" by FZ. Apparently you're not familiar with the tune. It's on "Overnight Sensation." Now why would I pull that out of thin air? Reply to point #2: eat me. Anybody posting something is regarded by you as "heckling?" You must have a hard time getting through the newspaper without slapping the shit out of yourself. Reply to point #3: No, you don't post links now, you just post the whole ARTICLE. Smooth move, ex-lax. Nobody will see through that. Just let it grow long over your ears, and comb it across the top of your head. Nobody will notice. Trust me. Reply to point #4: I had no idea the diatribe about drinking urine was directed at me. I am flattered, or at least I would be, if it came from a worthy source of literary edification I respected. Since you have foregone that road, I just assumed you stole it from a comic book or bumper sticker at Wal-Mart, or wherever the fuck you find that swill. However, I must say that as a hobby it probably beats searching the Internet for somebody else's words to edify us with, every time you see a post that's a bit "over your head." (That means you don't understand it.) Better yet would be something like "Ed_Zeppelin, go eat a bowl of fuck, please," etc. Fight fire with fire. Reply to point #4: cleanse your bowels however you want. Again, I defer to your authority on such matters. You've been doing the literary equivalent of that here long enough as it is. Believe me, it hasn't escaped me that Kurt's toilet motif has the effect on you of making you believe you must scurry around the Internet searching for little turds to leave here for us. Reply to point #5: WHO GIVES A FUCK? I DON'T KNOW, LET'S TURN OUR CAPS LOCKS ON AND SEE!!! Gee, who feels compelled to reply to anything anyone says by posting irrelevant crap every time someone says something? Gosh, I just don't know. Who takes it personally, and then says it's all in jest? Who was toilet trained at gunpoint? (Upside-down, to boot.) Squeal like a pig, go on. Ain't he got a purty mouth? Unnnh Uh uh uh oh yeah that's it, c'mon bitch, SQUEEEEAL

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