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Re: A whinal ford

Ed_Zeppelin
172.158.83.80
02-04-10
18:45

Nay, 'tis I who must stand before you, hat clutched in trembling hand, and with bowed head beg your forgiveness for my brutish behavior of late. You are an innocent, completely blameless, but a wee lamb of goodness and purity, waylaid as it were by dark sinister forces beyond your ken and control. 'Tis I who must take blame entire for this travesty. Take heart, my friend, for on the morrow, at break of what perchance will prove to be a bright, beautiful day full of warm, cleansing zephyrs of fellowship and mutual pulchritude, I will inhale the contents of a paper tube stuffed with crushed leaves and with the benefit consumption of equal parts caffeine and (crow-flavored) humility, lay bare the deviant workings of my tormented alter-ego Ed_Zeppelin, and as dawning understanding eases the furrows of your harried countenance and stays your heavy heart from concern or blame on your part as to this rancorous outrage that has befell you as a result of actions on no part your own, that perhaps you might find within you the wherewithal to reach forth your hand of friendship into the gutter where I now lay, having tossed myself so thoughtlessly there by dint of reckless commentary and innuendo as to perceived offenses that had absolutely no merit in reality, and will bid me rise from my supplication and with the warmest of goodwill and intentions, go forth a changed and renewed soul, safe in the security of our bonds of friendship having been forged anew in the fires of adversity and misplaced guttersnipe loathing, there to link to your heart's content and engage in witty banter wherein all will laugh full sore until such time as we are sated utterly, and allow the passage of sweet, soothing time to wash this misappropriated period of rancor from our collective memory, and be whole again. Or fuck off, either way.

ANTI POPEYE X FAN CLUB
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