Personal fowl

Personal fowl

the_guy_raising_his_hand
64.12.106.52
02-04-12
13:56

According to the Pappy's law of quantum dick-slinging; "at standard room temperature and air pressure, regarding the male of the genus Homo Sapiens, the length of the reproductive organ is in direct inverse proportion to the size of the SUV. The reverse is true in the female." From this we can extrapolate that Ed_Zeppelin, though endowed with a massive reproductive unit of considerable heft and beauty, and whom does not own an SUV or pickup, is actually culpable in this matter as having exhibited distinct "little-dick syndrome" behavior. i.e.: he chose as his "control" in the experiment the least offensive candidate available and did not include a cross-sectional model for the basis of scientific objectivity, thereby nullifying the results at the outset. Note that there were few items available of sufficient inoffensiveness to goad the test subject into exhibiting "wee-willy" behavior himself: (1) use of the word "ain't" (ex.; "goddamn, you sure use the word 'ain't' a lot, pardner. Whattsamatta, you dint get no larnin' in school? Haw haw!") (2) choice of ISP or something equally pathetic. (ex.; "haw haw, you use AOL? Whut a luzer!") (3) vague references to family and/or friends. (ex.; "oh, I bet your mama was barking at a cat and it scared you so bad you signed up with AOL! Haw haw!") (4) personal attack on nickname, based on deep-rooted anger/anal retentive/buttermilk/straw fixation. (ex.; "Slash, slush, hindenslash, stashoid, stasshole etc. Haw Haw!"--------------------- Under these circumstances, the variables were few and far between, so the choice of using "irrelevant links," though equally stupid and insignificant as those previously stated, was sufficient to engage the test subject in the experiment with full commitment, much to the chagrin and surprise of the researcher. Ditto the fact that at no time did any other potential test subjects engage in any form of "mob mentality" (i.e.; "hey fuckwit, get a life. Leave Stash alone, you fucking jerk!") thereby presenting no opportunity for the inclusion of other subjects into the experiment, lessening the chance of tainting it with exculpatory conclusions based on data from cross-sectioning. In short, Ed_Zeppelin has enough dick to spare, he can take the rap for this one and admit to "tiny-pink-acorn penis" behavior, not that the experiment is concluded. Please commence stoning and wet-noodle whipping immediately. Grab your ankles, Ed. Bite that pillow and take it like a man.

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