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02-04-14
10:47
MONDAY; Rosie's book club discusses this month's book; "Wind Beneath My Sheets" by Molly "Butch" Koddel. The true story of a young ballerina who dreamed of being a long-haul trucker, and with the inspiration of Rosie's "Rise To Your Own Level Of Mediocrity" incomplete instructional course, made her dreams come partially true. TUESDAY: Rosie and her special guest, Nicole Kidman, castrate Tom Cruise with an electric hedge trimmer. WEDNESDAY: Don King and Mike Tyson attempt to explain what it's like to be rich as a motherfucker and dumber than a sack of kumquats. Mike quips; "wassa kumquats? Hee hee!" THURSDAY: Rosie introduces her new line of gardening products, featuring the "Penelopecruzizza" HOE and the "Halleyberryizza" SPADE, along with this week's new hybrid vegetable (specially formulated to inhibit intestinal gas in talk show hosts); "Okra Windfree." FRIDAY: "Anything can happen" day; special guests Cirque du Soleil shoot biker-crank and fall to their deaths from trapezes, Bruce Villanch fucks the livin' shit out of Meg Ryan, David Crosby jacks off into a coke bottle, Rosie adopts offspring, says; "my other kid looks like his Daddy, his head is shaped just like a turkey baster!" Cubby and Roy explain their secret lives, Rosie shows how to use labia as flypaper, Norm MacDonald actually says something funny, Sun goes from west to east for a half-hour, dead return to life, audience flees, Republicans fuck poor people and shoot them in the head when they're done, Enron returns as a baseball franchise/oil company, Richard Simmons shows off new hip hop "sweatin'" tape for prison inmates, Rosie quits again and Andy Rooney drinks own pee.
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