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geopolitical issues and axes of misattitudinal prophylaxis

Dr Toe
172.146.141.230
02-04-21
03:26

Stop beatin around the Bush, boy, and tell me how ya really feel. Just lie still and relax, and this won't hurt a bit. Ya see, you just been too tense for too damn long. I got just the thing for ya. I'm a spiritual healer with a prehensile feeler that'll git up in yer bidness like a baby's arm swingin a peach, you hot little bitch. Take it like a man, punk, and smile when ya talkin that trash. Daddy'll start slow'n then proceed with the pole-a-tickle re-adjustamentation of yer prostatory misalignment. All you gotta do is relax yer sphyncterizational axis, and I'll do all the work. There ya go, ya little lump. Ya know. You kids are gettin more and more borin with yer carryin on about shit ya know little're nothin about. Baby G got it all under control over in Arabia Felix'n we'll have a nice place set up for ya soon right there where the goin's good. But first, I need to do a little exploratory surgery on yer insides to determine where the real problem lays. Wally's swingin into action, and he's a wonderworm with a willin way for the workin of a medical miracle on yer pokehole. KO gives me all the light work and leavins round here - at least the boys. I got little use for hairy pee-hole ('cept on special occassions, like a trip to the border), so I get all the little punks like you who stop by and try to leave a lit bag a dogturds on his porch. See, you got caught in the little trap door there in the flowerbed, and now yer down here in the cellar with the Gimp. That's me, kid. And now yer my bitch. And you ain't never gonna git out, see? Course, you'll grow to love me quick enough. You'll be wipin my ass'n then wipin yer chin and sayin, "Daddy?" And I'll put you on my knee and pat you on the head and split yer tail a coupla more times 'fore I git bored with ya altogether and twist yer head off and fuck yer neckhole while yer warm juices pump out keepin time with my cock. Strap some dynamite on that, punkass bitch.

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