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Tush from a runt

Mugtoe, the Ace of Spades and yer future daddy
172.146.141.230
02-04-21
03:45

Sounds like someone needs a nap. There there there. Feel that? That's yer new best friend:o) I'd say that he won't hurt ya, but I really can't keep him under control all the time. And right now, he's strainin to get at ya and it's all I can do to hold him back. It's yer tone that does it. It means that what you really need is some attention from behind where the stress is originatin. See, I have this theory, and so far it's proven right every time. All adolescent angst (at whatever age that happens to occur: 15-35 depending on age of consent in the particular precinct in which you reside) begins in the ass, and it's ONLY in the ass that it can be worked out. Only after it's released through a procedure that we've perfected over at the supersecret, underground Spread Eagle Ranch R&D complex can we then proceed to re-establishing a proper synaptic connexion to the brain's pleasure centers by means of a free-hand opening of the neckhole, into which we apply pressure repeatedly until we are able to artificially regenerate you in my own image by castin my seed into yer gullet and watchin yer own liquids spill out upon the ground. Don't worry. It's all based in scripture.

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