Bush = Cunt = redundant

Bush = Cunt = redundant

Ed_Zeppelin
64.12.96.200
02-04-21
09:43

I always thought "Bush" and "Cunt" are redundant, but you made me see the light. Within the bush, there is a cunt. Two seperate things entirely, which accounts for that painful feeling when I just try to poke my massive dick in that general direction without being more specific with it. I had a girlfriend once (no, twice) who had a pubic bone about the size of an apple. Made for nice cameltoe when she wore spandex, and it was a dandy chinrest when we sixty-nined, but it was hell on the equipment when it came time to blow baby-batter grafitti on her uterine wall. No "driving her home," if you know what I mean, or the next couple of days I'd feel like somebody used my crotch for a placekicker's tee. Had a real pretty BUSH above that CUNT, too, that kinda vaguely Japanese downy fur-bridge that tickles you nose. Now don't get me wrong, this was one of my all-time favorite CUNTS, but after a while I got tired of her BUSH in a pavlovian way because when it was time to slide the heat-seeking meat missle up her CUNT and chew on her face while I tried to nudge her into the living room, one false shove and it'd feel like somebody whacked my pubis with a sledgehammer. That's not something you want to think about while fucking. As to the rest of your spew about Jews and CUNTS and whatnot, well you could have just saved yourself a lot of trouble. A reasonable diatribe against BUSH would probably have attracted some attention. However, I notice you didn't win anyone to your cause, whatever the fuck it is. Personally, I think you probably drank your own pee a lot as a child, and probably still like some in your cornflakes. I don't try to figure assholes like you out anymore, I just figure with the law of averages among the millions of people out there someone has to be the dumbest motherfucker in the world. For a few minutes there, it was you. Time's up.

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