Travel with bisexuals

Travel with bisexuals

Dick_Cowboy_Star
64.12.107.179
02-04-27
14:18

In the interest of saving you the trouble of surfing the web for yourself, I'm presenting this pubic cervix announcement in enhanced mode, since it is so fucking boring I could barely lower myself to the level of a genital-wart virus by posting it in it's original form. [Brackets] mark small changes I've made to make it more interesting. Since this is such an obviously lame maneuver, I have no choice but to do so anonymously. Please pay no attention to my wig and fake mustache.

"To ship [bisexuals] overseas, I used to use a fiberglass box. It has made some 40 trips now and it is cracked in many places. Baggage handlers have managed to bend the 1/2 inch rods inside and smashed all four wheels. I have also shipped [bisexuals] in airline-provided cardboard boxes, which seems to work surprisingly well considering the damage to the fiberglass box.

I always take off the [pants] and the [jockstrap] with saddle[soap], on the theory that this makes it harder to ride it (off). I also take off the rear [mudguard] and tape it to the [thighs], a bent dropout would be the end of the trip. {I'll say!} The [testicles] must be turned sideways. Bring tools to do all this.

Always let most but not all of the air out of the [lungs] or some physics-impaired baggage handlers might do it for you when you aren't looking. If you ship [bisexuals] with the [gonads] removed, put spacers into the dropouts, you can get them for free from [bisexual] stores.

Recently I have been sending [bisexuals] without a box because my tours began and ended at different airports. The airline usually requires you to box the [bisexuals] in a [grudge match]that they are supposed to have in stock but often don't. If they don't you'll have to ask other airlines or talk them into accepting the [bisexual] without a box[ing promoter]. Bring a wide felt-tip marker to paint the destination address and your name on the side of the box. There is a risk of having [penii] bent, [scrotae] scratched, and dents in the tubes, but so far I have been lucky. Allow one hour at the airport for boxing! Believe me, you'll need it.

International flights allow two pieces of [ass], one of which may be a [bisexual], if the combined weight does not exceed 36 kg. Tell the airline that you have a [bisexual] with you, some shuttle flights use small aircraft that don't have room for [bisexuals]."

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