I have another dislike to add to my list.

I have another dislike to add to my list.

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216.166.21.162
02-04-29
12:38

I have another dislike to add to my list. I still dislike mini van drivers, that fucking smiling yellow Wal-Mart face and every member of the Bush family, but now I am adding large people who wear those stupid flip-flop things. Flip flops were great during the summer when I was a kid. Eventually I outgrew them and thought that they had quietly phased out. Oh, how wrong I was. Now I see people wearing those silly flip flops everywhere. Actually, I wouldn't have noticed except for the slapping noise those fucking things make every time they hit the bottom of the foot. The more I paid attention to those that wear them, I realized that those without a severe weight problem didn't have that slapping sound everytime they took a step. It was the grossly overweight people who probably couldn't find a shoe that would fit over their obese foot flesh that went to their local discount store and picked up a couple of pairs of .99 flip flops. Those are the people making that disgusting slapping noise while they walk, and they make me sick. I never took physics because it's for geeks and virgins. However, I know that the weight of a person has a direct correlation to the sound a flip flop makes when it hits the bottom of the foot. Since there is a shitload of weight above the foot, that would make the downward force of the foot that much more violent causing a loud slapping sound for every step. That's physics and I figured it out by myself. So, fuck school!! Next time you're at a mall, go ahead and sit down somewhere. Close your eyes and listen for the sound of the flip flop. The louder the sound is, the larger the person. As you imagine the rubber hitting the bottom of the large, lumpy, fleshy, sweaty, stretch marked foot, feel the disgust (and bile) well up inside of you. If ax murders were still legal in this country, you know what you would do next, but they're not so just content yourself with the fact that you know the physics of the flip flop.

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