my humble apologies

my humble apologies

Ed_Zeppelin
152.163.207.188
02-04-30
13:28

Allow me to introduce myself, you know me as Ed_Zeppelin, Forestido, or just Forrest. I have admitted in my own postings many things about myself, as pathetic as they may be here are some of them… I have admitted having sex with farm animals http://www.popeye-x.com/antippx1/0000003a.htm and I have also said “I Definitely like acid, oh yeah. Used to drop four or five times a week in High School, for months on end.” http://www.popeye-x.com/antippx1/0000005e.htm And then stated “My fingers have been whacking away again while my brain was out of the room.” http://www.popeye-x.com/antippx1/00000063.htm and “the whole fucking world was a black-market pharmacy; reds, whites, uppers downers screamers laughers gases tabs and cigarettes dipped in vile foamy green solutions and beat our brains up so bad that we would expound knowingly on the subtleties of the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" and "Do You Feel Like I Do?" http://www.popeye-x.com/antippx1/00000077.htm and “I was just reading in "Pervert's Digest" about a new Japanese sex book called the "Kama (kazi) Sutra." It describes sex positions that can sink ships, but also guarantees you die as well. http://www.popeye-x.com/antippx1/0000007d.htm and then said “Vicodin probably saved my life, because without them I would have bought a bunch of old Kathie Lee Gifford albums off eBay and offed myself by listening to them until my wife shot me. As it was, she just came in twice a day to swab the drool out of my ears and now I'm fine.” http://www.popeye-x.com/antippx1/000000fe.htm I am very anally retentive as I stated “my rectal starfish clamps up so severely you couldn't drive a needle up my ass with a sledgehammer.” http://www.popeye-x.com/antippx1/0000016f.htm and I often become suddenly and some would say irrationally angry at others on this message board “Next thing I know you've hooked up with a redneck plumber's idea of Cleopatra and become an asshole. Okay, fine by me.” http://www.popeye-x.com/antippx1/000001dc.htm http://www.popeye-x.com/antippx1/000001d9.htm http://www.popeye-x.com/antippx1/000001d3.htm “it makes me want to get an SUV and ram somebody. “ http://www.popeye-x.com/antippx1/0000020b.htm http://www.popeye-x.com/antippx6/00000188.htm http://www.popeye-x.com/antippx6/00000144.htm http://www.popeye-x.com/antippx6/0000017d.htm I was the man with the plan… http://www.popeye-x.com/antippx6/0000012b.htm “I say enough. Ed's got a plan, the seeds of a catastrophic motherfucker of a wipeout that will leave it's imprint on time and legend.” http://www.popeye-x.com/antippx1/0000006a.htm Yes I am a pathetic sex starved, pervert with a brain long ago burned out by drugs but everyone else on this board still accepts me as I am despite my constant outbursts of irrational anger, suspicion and paranoia. I am humbled by the greatness and graciousness of the rest of you and beg your forgiveness and ask that I be allowed to continue to post my own unworthy words in this forum. I will accept any criticism from you with humble stoicism because I know it is well deserved.

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