concerbed yot can go to helk

from: widsh yoi were her olf pal

Well, here it is, the end of another year, and as is my custom, I take out a little time to write a few of my good friends. It is the time when I remember all the good things that have happened to me in the past twelve months; when I reflect on the value of the friendships I have cherished over the years and when, in fact, I indulge myself to the extent of waxing a bit sentimental.

It's a cold evening, the doorbell rings intermittently, but here in my living room it is cozy and comfortable and peaceful. I'm sitting before a nice open fire with my typewriter, sort of half-listening to the strains of Mendelssohn's "A Midsummer Night's Dream," and slowly sipping a nice, very dry double Martini. I surely wish you were here but since you are not, the least I can do is toast your health and happiness for the coming year. So, time out, old pal, while I bend my elbow with thoughts of you.

I just took a recess to mix another Martini and while I was out in the kitchen I thought of all the time I would waste during the evening, chasing back and forth, so I just made up a big pitcher of martinees and brouggt it back in with me so I'd have it right here beside me and wouldnt have to wast time making more of them. S, now I'm all set and here goes, pal! Besides Marinis are a great drink. For some reason they nevr seem to have the effecr on me in the slightest that they have on oter fellas. Can drinj them all day longg so here goes.

The greatest think in tje whole word is friendship. A n believe me pal you are the greatet pal anybody every had. do you rember all the swel; times wehad to gether pal/ The wonferful times and grt muzc!/ I8ll never forgt the time we were in Tat haylstrm and that tree feyl in the rwd. I remenber you kept syting hyl 2 dacheyv whehn I wasennt looking. bab. Ha. ha. Boy hoew we laughd dint't we. It was pretty funny anywah. I still laught abot it onec in whiel. Not as mcuch as usd to. Byut whag the hell after all you stilk my bedst old pal pal. And if a guy canot havr a laughg with a treu froe, med once in a wihle waht the f*%&-.

Escue me. Pictcher was empt8 so I just mde nother one. hot dam. I sure widsh yoi were her olf pal help me drinj thes Martuni because they arw simptly delidious. I lifty my glasx to you good health oncemore you are the bests pall I got. Of cours why a pal would do a dirrty fudking thing like that load up a pals drinj with branidy mak him sick as a dof, lousyt thing for antbody to do, onlhy a firdt class pruck wold do a thing lije that. Wasnet a bit funny and if yoi thinj its funnyu you are aboyt the worsr dhit heeel I evfre had the midforyune to make the aquantentce of you sonb of birfh lous and as far as O am concerbed yot can go to helk and on th way kisa my ads.



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