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scott009.scott.texas.net
03-01-14
16:34
A immigrant who'd recently come to the United States walked into a bar one day carrying a pistol, a bag of shit and a dead cat.
He asked the bartender for a shot of rye. He downed the whiskey, picked up the pistol and fired three shots into the bag of shit and then picked up the dead cat and started gnawing.
The bartender asked him what the hell he thought he was doing. The guy replied, "I try to be like American man; I drink whiskey, I shoot the shit and I eat pussy."
