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03-01-22
15:16
MANHATTAN BEACH, Calif. - A toy company in California is set to release a line of action figures that smell like turds, B.O., rotten tuna and bad cheddar. Under the name Stink Blasters, the three-inch-tall dolls will be for sale featuring such characters as Dog Breath Danny, Tony Anchovy and Silent Gasser. And how do these foul-smelling heroes get around? Why, in their S.U.V. (Sti- nky Utility Vehicle), of course. While all the figures reek of something awful, one which parents may want to keep their kids from buying is Skunk Punk; a punk rocker that leads a band called the Screaming Dingleberries. Like most insanely idiotic product ideas, this one is sure to succeed.