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03-02-10
17:16
ENGLAND - If you just so happen to catch yourself a painful case of hemorrhoids, one way not recommended by physicians to relieve the itching is by sticking a toothbrush up there. A 69-year-old man thought that shoving the bristly appendage up his rectum would soothe his pain. Unfortunately, what resulted was a trip to the hospital and a procedure involving biopsy forceps after x-rays revealed that the toothbrush had become stuck in the man's pelvis. So remember: Brushing regularly will prevent cavities, but brushing anal cavities will cause irregularities.