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from: Bunky
43.122.73.269
03-02-17
02:16
What do Ginger Baker and 7-11 coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream.
Q: Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car? A: So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Q: What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? A: "Hey, guys - why don't we try one of my songs? ..."
Why do drummers have one more brain cell than a horse? So that when marching in a parade, they can avoid the shit on the road.
Q: How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? A: The knocking speeds up.