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from: Bunky
43.122.73.269
03-02-17
14:22
How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune ? Evidently all of them.
What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit ? "Will the defendant please rise ..."
Two guys were walking down the street ...one was destitute ... the other was a guitar player as well ..
What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on ? He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
THE REASON GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
A guitar has a volume knob.
If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $. 79 for a new one.
You can unplug a guitar.
If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can retune it.
If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking.
|You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.
