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from: Mr. Walmartinezzzzzzzz
netcache-2002.public.lawson.webtv.net
03-03-19
06:12
As the clock ticks toward midnight for the arab bastard sadam, me and the troops are sitting around the parking lot at walmart cleaning guns , downing beers, and storing away the meth in air tight containers waiting word from the big guy to move out. I have rounded up the troops from the beer isle, and we are grounded and ready to go kick some iraqui ass over in sandland. We finally have a mission again, and are waiting to be choppered out of here by some shadowy government agency and dropped behind the lines to let the fun begin. We are ready, and if that candyass in corpus keeps his crap up, we can divert some of the stragglers over there to take care of some loose ends before shipping out, and pick up more speed from the bikers while they are in town cleaning up. May god have mercy on all the towelheads who stand between the militia, and free beer and porkrinds. Thanks for shopping, and be ready to haul ass
