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from: gen.tommy frankfurter
aas2-4.rrcnet.com
03-03-21
15:39
> "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these > drawbacks, it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by > prostitutes." > > --- Mark Twain > > > > "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one > behind me." > > --- General George S. Patton > > > > "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your > accordion." > > --- Norman Schwartzkopf > > > > "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." > > --- Marge Simpson > > > > "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." > > --- Jacques Chirac, President of France > > "As far as France is concerned, you're right." > > --- Rush Limbaugh, > > > > "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is > sitting in Paris sipping coffee." > > --- Regis Philbin > > > > "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any > better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit > outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more > stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't > know." > > --- P. J. O'Rourke (1989) > > > > "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the > 1940's who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the > face for it." > > --- John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona > > > > "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he > hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He Is French, > people." > > --- Conan O'Brien > > > > "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get > Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out > of France!" > > --- Jay Leno > > > > "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into > Paris under a German flag." > > --- David Letterman > > > > How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds > the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him. > > > > "The heaviest cross I had to bear was the Cross of Lorraine" > > --- Winston Churchill > > > > Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France! > > ---Jim Henderson > > > > > > > > > > > > >
