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from: Hugh Moore
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03-03-25
17:45
Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
Q: Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their air force
Q: What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
A:Two days.
Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
A: Foreign ambassador.
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to take off.
Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo? ..
A: F-16 ... B-52... F-18 .... A-10
Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
A: Duck.
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
