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The Continuing Adventures of
Steve Cureton and Mr. Goathead

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From: Hugh Moore
Remote Name: 67.95.99.246
Date: 03-03-26 Time: 20:48

Steve Cureton and Mr. Goathead have been friends for more than twenty years.

One day Steve says to Goathead, "Let's make a pact: whoever dies first will try to come back and tell the other what heaven's like."

They both agree, and none too soon because the next day Mr . Goathead has a sudden heart attack and dies.

Six months later, just when Steve is giving up any hope of hearing from his friend, a voice wakes him up in the middle of the night.

"Goathead, is that you?" Steve asks in amazement.

"Yes, it is," Goathead answers.

"Well, tell me. What's it like?"

"You wouldn't believe it. All day long, all we do is eat and fuck. We get up in the morning, eat breakfast and fuck. Then we eat lunch and fuck until dinner. After dinner we fuck some more. We fuck until we pass out, then we wake up and fuck some more," Goathead explains.

"If that's heaven, I can't wait to die!" exclaims Steve.

"Who said anything about heaven?" a perplexed Goathead replies.

"I'm in Nevada and I'm a rabbit!"

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