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from: Mr. Walmartinezzzzzzzz
netcache-2002.public.lawson.webtv.net
03-03-27
08:52
I have just emerged from the control center in the garage with a splendid new idea to end the war in iraq, and get the free oil flowing back into my new gas tank. Send me and my new truck over to the towelheads home, and put that sack of shit out in the road, with his testicles exposed, so I can drive right over the sacks, of course while listening to motorhead at extreme volume, courtesy of the tremor package high wattage sonic boombox on wheels we just bought from ford. That will end the war, since with squished testicles, sadam will be way to busy trying to put his balls in buckets of ice and take his focus off shooting at our boys. That will make the swift end happen alot quicker than even the insertion of the crack walmartinezz brigade, presently bivwacked over in the beer isle of the walmart. The boys are restless ever since the women's underwear sale is over and all the chicks left the store. THey have taken to making their own announcements over the pa, and barbquing in the camping supply area. They got in real trouble for testing the shotguns over by the toy isle yesterday, and are presently planning a raid on the garden section to get the "plants" going before the spring growing season. My troops need a mission, they are growing unfocused, so let me know what you and all the military minds on this site think of our newest plan to win the war, and get back to the business of cultivation, rather than annexation.
thanks for shopping
