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from: Mr. Walmartinezzzzz
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03-03-28
06:08
News from the garage, It seems that Neil Young's worth and value have come into question by a few individuals out there. Why , even lemmy pays praise to the dude who invented the fuzz and distortion that started the whole grunge and heavy metal music that we are constantly playing in the new truck as we search for sadam's balls to run over here in the desert. Even the troops love some neil at high volume over in the stero section at the walmart. Why just today, I was grabbing a six pack off the shelf when I heard cortez the killer blasting out of a surrond sound system the boys were playing with until the women started checking out the new lingerie line over at the changing booths at walmart. They really love year of the horse, it is a fitting film to rile the troops up to get ready to open the northern front of the war. Right now we are practing repelling off the roof by the automotive section, in full gear, as the others fire birdshot over their heads to simulate a live fire excercise. THe guy in the security golfgart is taking a dim view of all our activities, but fuck him, we need to be ready for the war, and where better to train than AMERICA'S store!!!!!
Thanks for shopping
