Where Are Keith And
They're out listening to 480 watts of Motorhead, no doubt cruizing from Super Store to Super Store, if you've never been to WalMart with Keith and Nancy Walmartinez, then you don't know what its all about. First of all, even though they are straight, to keep up with them you have to do some real strong crank so you can go shopping at 3 am in the morning, at WalMart of course. Then, you'll need the crank for the sheer stamina of enduring the Walmartinez routine, donuts alone are an ordeal. Of course, once you get to the ammo section, you might as well do another line, A BIG ONE! You won't be leaving there anytime soon. Then, you finally get to the checkout counter, your basket is stacked with guns, beer, gizmos, Motorhead CD's, truck accessories, etc. and one by one, the Walmartinez' decide not to get each thing you just spent HOURS picking out. When you finally make it to the parking lot, with hardly anything purchased, you crawl to the new truck and snort whatever speed you have left, because Keith and Nancy Walmartinez have already planned on stopping by ANOTHER WALMART on the way home.