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from: Mr. Walmartinezzzzzz
netcache-2002.public.lawson.webtv.net
03-04-08
06:28
In a bold move by the world's greatest living heavy metal band, excluding black sabbath of course, Motorhead has teamed up with Walmart to form a new chain of stores called Motormart!! All the employees will be clad in leather, the chicks will wear half shirts and black mini-skirts, swill beer at the checkout counters, be high on various extremely powerful stimulants at all times, and group the customers at will. THey will be called the walheads, you can spot them hanging out in the parking lot before, during , and after their shifts snorting drugs, drinking, and fucking with total abandon. Gone will be the lame walmart music network, each store will feature a live stage performance of the band for your shopping pleasure, and specials will be announced by lemmy himself between sets. THE TROOPS ARE PUMPED!!!!! They love the idea of a real store for real people, not some politically correct don't offend anyone kind of bullshit that permiates the american dream like a goiter on the ass of america!!!!!! FUck that SHit. THe franchise will be ready for it's international debut as soon as our boys finish kicking sadam's ass, so we can get the jets in there with inventory , and convert one of sadam's palaces into the hub of the whole middle-eastern operation. We here in the front office are ready for the challange, free iraqui's need to be able to buy beer and towels at lower prices!!! ROll um back !!!!!
Thanks for your support, and buy AMERICAN
