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Motormart Opens in Capitol City Soon!

from: Mr. Walmartinezzzzz
netcache-2002.public.lawson.webtv.net
03-04-10
05:11

Well, hot damn, me and the boys in the militia have a new fuckin mission now! We have been placed on retainer by the retail giant Motormart, and it's chairman Lemmy, to run security and command and control for the opening of the first in a string of stores across the middle east. Since the towelheads have been trounced in BaGDAD, we are moving in to seize one of the palace's and get the new store up and running. It will finally get the boys out of the women's underwear isle at sale time and get them into fighting shape. THis bivwac at the store here sucks, morale is low, gambling and drug debts are piling up, and we need to get in country to get the new store set up and selling beer and bullets to the new iraqi shoppers. Coupons are already being air dropped into the villages in arabic, so they too can save on charmen and cling free dryer sheets. COnquer and merchanise is the Motormart way.

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