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from: Mr. Walmartinezzzz
netcache-2002.public.lawson.webtv.net
03-04-17
05:03
Me and the MRs just got back from, you guessed it, Walmart, and the river, and found some interesting news posted on the bulletin board back there by layaway and the bathrooms. Walmart stores across the country have extended their hospitality to the Metal GOds Motorhead on their North AMerican TOur rolling to a town near you. They will let the tour busses and equipment trucks park for free at their massive store parking lots across America, and will let the band set up and play in randam acts of carnage in all tour citites. IF you happen to go into your local store and sense the shock wave as the band cranks up the pa for another sonic attack, you are in the right place. In a bold move on the mega-retailers part, they will be providing hard drugs and liquor to both the band, as well as fans who happen to be at these rare and unstaged events taking place at your local store. Watch for Motorhead upcoming tour dates, then haunt the store nearest you till you hear "Killed By Death" interupting the Doors music over the walmart radio network. Stay tuned for more details as they become available. Thanks for your support, and thanks for shopping
