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How To Make Babies
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1) Install mIRC on your PC 2) Go to a server 3) go to a channel 4) chat with a guy named ^Chunga^ 5) get him in a private message window 6) show him your tits and pussy on a webcam 7) get him to jack off... once, twice, three times a lady... 8) get him to meet you in Europe 9) stick his dick in every hole you've got, ESPECIALLY your cunt 10) get pregnant any way you can 11) say its ^Chunga^'s baby 12) escape from South Africa |
That's all you need. mIRC
is free, so all you gotta do is buy your own ticket to Europe, ^Chunga^
will do all the rest of the work, including jacking himself off in the
basement from
January until July.
Feel free to put a little "-X" after your baby's name, to show your gratitude for these simple, straightforward instructions.
Tip: when you get pregnant, you might want to have it be by a WHITE MAN, alas.... despite his name, ^Chunga^ is not from the Congo. Good luck!