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How To Make Babies
And Escape From
South Africa

from Popeye-X:

 

1) Install mIRC on your PC

2) Go to a server

3) go to a channel

4) chat with a guy named ^Chunga^

5) get him in a private message window

6) show him your tits and pussy on a webcam

7) get him to jack off... once, twice, three times a lady...

8) get him to meet you in Europe

9) stick his dick in every hole you've got, ESPECIALLY your cunt

10) get pregnant any way you can

11) say its ^Chunga^'s baby

12) escape from South Africa

That's all you need. mIRC is free, so all you gotta do is buy your own ticket to Europe, ^Chunga^ will do all the rest of the work, including jacking himself off in the basement from
January until July.

Feel free to put a little "-X" after your baby's name, to show your gratitude for these simple, straightforward instructions.

Tip: when you get pregnant, you might want to have it be by a WHITE MAN, alas.... despite his name, ^Chunga^ is not from the Congo. Good luck!

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