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Jeb Likes Oranges, But Dubya Likes Guacamole

from: political genius
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03-04-24
16:45

Isn't it an amazing coincidence? The four states with the most electoral votes are: California, New York, Texas, and Florida... Imagine that! Two goofy brothers just happen to NOT be governors of the Big States they can't win in... them artsy fartsy homosexual liberal stronghold states, the ones with them fancy pants, high dollar lesbian controlled industries like electronic media and publishing... Besides, don't you think its rather sloppy when the guy who most Americans voted for, Al Gore, couldn't even win his own state, Tennesse?

What makes it even MORE confusing is Davy Crockett, hero of the Alamo, was a politician from Tennesse who got the hell out of Dodge before Festus Hagen had a chance to come looking for him. He was also quite proud of his reputation as a consumate "story embellisher", back then they called it being a LIAR, and Crockett was widely admired for being a world class practitioner of that ancient art.

Today we have really pathetic liars like Steve Cureton, but they don't just tell lies, THEY LIVE 'EM! You should see the fuss they put up when exposed, where Ol' Davy might wink at you and beam with pride, Steve Cureton explodes in rage, and then feel so offended he goes running to a lawyer to help sustain the fiction. If you point out the holes in his bullshit, he whines that you're causing him PERSONAL INJURY, and really all you're doing is explaining how he's a THIEF. Its not fair! Its just like asking the Supreme Court to recount Florida votes, they stole the election fair and square!

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