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from: What's Logic?
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03-04-28
18:33
Well, it seems Steve Cureton and Bob Cox, decided they should go to San Antonio College so they could get ahead.
Steve went in first, and the professor advises him to take Math, History, and Logic.
"What's Logic?" Steve asked.
"Well, let me give you an example," said the professor.
"Do you own a weed-eater?"
"Sure do," Steve responded.
"Okay. Then I assume, using logic, that you have a yard," the professor went on.
"That's real good," said Steve, in awe.
"Logic also tells me that since you have a yard, you also have a house. Is that right?"
"GAWL-LEE!" Steve shouted.
"And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife. Right?"
"This is incredible!" Steve is catching on now.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume you are heterosexual rather than homosexual. Is that right?"
"You are absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thang I ever heerd of. I can't wait to take this here logic class!"
Steve, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway where Bob is still waiting. "So what classes are ya takin"? Bob asks.
"Math, History, and Logic," replied Steve.
"What in tarnation is logic?" asks Bob.
"Let me give you an example," Steve says. "Do you own a weed- eater?"
"No." says Bob.
"You're Queer, aintcha?"
