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Steve meet Satan

from: "Where am I?"
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03-05-01
5:20

Cureton dies on a Monday.... And when he wakes up he says out loud, "Where am I?"

Satan appears and says, "You're in Hell Steve."

Cureton suddenly becomes very stressed out. "I knew I shouldn't have stolen from Kurt. I shouldn't have lied to my friends and cheated on my wife with that cute little 16yr old down the street. Oh man this is horrible."

Finally Cureton says somewhat defeatedly, "Damn, I need a drink!"

Satan says, "Well, your in luck Steve. Here in hell we devote an entire day of the week to each major vice and todays is drunkeness so today you can have all the drinks you want."

"Really? Well I guess I'll have a Rum and Coke."

Suddenly a bar appears and the bartender hands Cureton the best Rum and Coke he's ever had in his life. Cureton continues to order all kinds of drinks as the bartender has incredible talent.

After awhile, Cureton starts getting pretty drunk. "Man I could use a smoke!"

Satan replies, "Oh, I'm sorry Steve, that's not until tomorrow, Tuesday's the day for smoking."

"Wait a minute, let me get this straight. Today all the drinks I want, and tomorrow all the cigarettes I want."

"That's right Steve and Wednesday we do drugs!" Satan replied with a smile.

Cureton comes back, "Well, shit, I could get to like this place called Hell!"

Satan asks, "Steve, are you gay?"

"FUCK NO MAN!" Cureton says sounding very disgusted.

Satan smiles real big and says, "Oh, you're not going to like Thursdays."

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