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the absolute PITS of the San Antonio music scenecureton joke?

from: bunky 03-05-16-14:51

A furry little rabbit, who is blind, is sitting under a bush, quietly sobbing, when a garden snake, who is also blind (quite a coincidence, but hey, it's a story . . .), happens along, and pauses by the rabbit.

"What's the matter" . . . he asks, to which the rabbit replies " I'm blind and lost, and I can't tell what kind of animal I am" . . . The snake answers "I'm blind, too. . . say, maybe we can help each other." "Tell you what . . . let me check you out first, and then you can do me, too".

The rabbit agrees, and the snake slithers over and proceeds to coil all around the rabbit. "Lemme see," he says . . . "you're warm and furry, and you've got long ears and a little puffy tail . . . you must be a rabbit."

"I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit" the little rabbit exclaims, and hops around excitedly . . . and the snake says "o.k., now it's my turn . . . "

The rabbit feels the snake very carefully, and says "Let's see . . . you're cold and slimy, and you don't have any ears or personality at all . . .YOU MUST BE A SOUNDMAN!"

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