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Gary sez:
Subject - Nugent Nuggets
You know thats very funny. I always like to have a couple of sacks of
Nugent Nuggets lying around just to feed my cat. Sometimes I like to dry
'em out and play marbles with em. Other times I like to just stomp em
flat with a good pair of size thirteen camo combat boots... that is
before I cut em off with my rusty 1902 boyscout knife thats never been
sharpened. Tried to eat some one opening day of turkey season a few
years ago, but all I got was feedback. And I thought I was the only one
who cherished these delectable tidbits! Gotta GO.
Susan said:
Subject - The Nuge!!!!!!
That Ted Nugent thing was the funniest ever!!!!!!!!! I mean
it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Duke says:
Subject - the nuge
I like the way Ted holds his mouth
when he bowhunts. Only one thing that bothers me... his drool runs all
over the the hunting cabin!
Bruce says:
Nice article on Nugent...so nice in fact that you have earned my
"Fucking Bonehead of the Year" Award. Let me ask you
something? I take it by your ability to read and write that your body is
somehow being supplied with vital nutrients correct? Let me guess, due
to your ignorance of hunting wild game, you are probably a vegetarian or
some self-serving variation of same? Do you realize how many helpless
insects, insects that lack the size and cunning of larger game animals,
must be killed to supply your ass with "fresh veggies?" I am appalled at
your disgusting article but no more so than I am at your ignorance.
Dr. Popeye-X
explains:
What do vegetables have to do with anything? I can
hunt all the fictional Ted Nugents I want to. I'm a tax paying citizen
of the United States, and I don't need your agreement for
anything
I might want to think, write, or publish. To tell you the honest truth,
I'm glad
you're appalled, but I'm afraid you're the one who's ignorant. The theme
of the page is "Cowardice",
not "Animal Rights".
Jack & Shane proclaim:
Subject: great website
that has to one of the funniest web
sites i've seen. to me ted nugent is one of the biggest
pieces of shit to walk the earth. he disses on drug users while
he is leaving trails of babies in his wake. at least drug users are only
hurting themselves, but this dickhead was cheating on his wives with
everything with a pussy. don't even get me started on his music!
it just plain sucks. when i heard that damn yankees were getting
back together i wanted to stick ice
picks in my ears so i wouldn't accidently hear one of their new tunes.
Dr. Popeye-X
chuckles:
Did you like the back "ground" image?
Jeff writes:
Ted Nugent has to be the biggest scumbag
on the face of the earth. I wish Ted and John Rocker were permanently tied
together with a hemp rope in a 69 position. That would shut both of them up
and allow the rest of us to live in relative peace.
http://www.musiciansboard.com/cottonmouthtexas
http://www.shortbuzz.com
"Hoops (and a search for the truth)"
The great law of culture is:
"I am the one Alpha Male. Me." - Ted Nugent Let's hope that one
day Ted crosses paths with the guys in Wu Tang
Clan.
Dr. Popeye-X agrees wholeheartedly:
Fuckin'-A!!!
JoeandTosh
write:
Dear faggot sonnovabitch,
Have another bonghit you jobless waste of skin.What the hell is a Wu tang
Klan?Have they met the Ku Klux Klan?How does it feel to be a part of
the moral decline of America.I'm amazed you scraped up enough for
a computer.Or did you save up welfare checks?You
really made a statement didn't you fucksponge?Who the hell are
you to rank on Ted Nugent?Because he hunt's??Wow,terrible.Let's go 4'wheelin
buddy,me an you.....waddaya say?Like to
drag you behind my jeep like some of your friends.You'll never win
punk,there's more of us than you!
EAT MY SHIT FAGGOT.
Dr. Popeye-X promises:
You would die
in the first five seconds, if not sooner. You, and
ALL
your punk bitch blow buddies, DEAD,
just like that! (snaps fingers) Don't think it hasn't been tried before...
(laughs) that's my hobby,
bitch, can't you tell?
Ted's alright with me, actually I've been a
fan
for over 20 years, I'm just
having some fun "hunting" him on my
website... you know, just to piss off the
DUMBFUCKS
like you?
Anthony
Agostino writes:
i may be a dumb fuck and often find myself self all alone 3 out of 5 voices
in my head say I am troubled and will not talk to me. The other 2 are just
as fucking lost. But we do agree that for a period of time we sat discussing
the value of the web and I have put a prozac in it now. Popeye-x, A
wonderful platform where those with the creative genius are brought together
with the opportunity of the web and The American Way...
The American Freedoms... Rock On! Here is two two prozacs and a
straight jacket to ya. You know as well as I do if a woman see the sight and
balks beat her (by the way what do you tell a woman with two black
eyes....... nothing you all ready hit the bitch twice.). If the guys come on
and cant find the humor he has not got the peter to poke a poodle and hurt
it. Needs to take his chicken dick to Tysons farm
and find a date. well as diluted as the commentary you spew is I
envy the creative genius that started it. And on a serious note I would
rather believe that the time I spent in the Marine
Corp was spent protecting people like you with a point of view
then some condasending fucks i see on you site. Keep it up.
Dr. Popeye-X:
I salute you, Anthony, its people like you that make
this website great.
Hey man,
I have to say somethin' before I offer up my opinion here. I've been a rabid
Nugent fan ever since I was 10 years old. Which was almost 25 years ago. I
also have my own
Nugent mailin' list and
website. (Along with my
Stevie Ray Vaughan &
Carlos Santana pages etc.)
ANYWAY, I want to seriously
compliment you on your whole site. Including your "Hunting The
Wild Nugent" page. WHY? Well, because it's very creative & very funny. (I
laughed my ass off at the part that ended with this sentence:
"Handing the guitar to a porter, he continues down the trail, humming
"Stranglehold".)
Look, I'm into Ted because (in my not so humble opinion)
he's the greatest hard rock/metal guitarist to EVER pick up an axe.
But that doesn't mean that he isn't fair game (no pun intended) as far as
bein' made fun of is concerned. Shit, the Nuge also has a GREAT sense of
humor & would probably get a kick out of it himself. (Believe it
or not. PPX: I agree 100%)
In fact I may just post your link to my
Nuge list so that others can enjoy it. (Not EVERYONE would...but I
bet they'd be in the minority. PPX:
Go for it.)
So, (to make a long story even longer), I'm not a
Ted-Clone... I'm a Ted-Head. (There's a BIG difference.) Example: I'm an
atheist & an independent. I have
my own opinions & views. I follow no one...and it's cool seein' that
you fit that description too.
Keep up the good work.
Keep your sense of humor.
And Live It Up,
mark-webmaster/owner at:
http://www.CannedChaos.com
Dr. Popeye-X gushes:
Thanks, Mark. Anti-Popeye-X Nuge Fans take note -
there's no law that says if you LOVE
Ted Nugent, you also have to be STUPID,
and act like an OBNOXIOUS ASSHOLE.
Also, a WEBPAGE
doesn't have to be a threat to your fucking
LIFESTYLE. Check out
Mark the Serious Guitar Head at
www.cannedchaos.com
He's as into Nuge as much as ANYBODY,
and he fucking LAUGHED
at this page! I salute you, too, Mark, and all the other Ted-Heads who
AREN'T
full of shit!
richard says:
dr peniseye,
ppx: here's lookin'
at
ya...
It is you who are the coward.
ppx: that' doesn't mean
I'm scared of you
True, this is Amerika and you have a right to say what you want.
ppx: gee,
thanks.
Likewise, hunters have a right to hunt.
ppx: hunting
nugents?
You can write as many silly stories as you like, but the truth is hunters
are still killing animals, HA HA HA!
ppx: I'm still killing
nugents, HAHAHA!
Ted Nugent is a man who has accomplished many things
ppx: I'm
so
impressed
and has not bowed to pressure or threats from the likes of you.
ppx: what
pressure? all I did was blow his
brains
out, cut off his balls,
and steal his guitars.
That takes courage.
ppx: aw. you got a widdle
pwoblem wif being a chickenshit,
eh?
What have you done little girl, besides
hide behind your computer?
ppx: what are you
hiding behind with your e-mail, lil'
darlin'? And if I'm hiding, how did you find
me? C'mere and give Pappy a lil' kiss...
K R Schmechel writes:
So what does this have to do with cowardice as you so state? Your mock
article was more in line with the common THOUGHT that hunters waste the
animals just for the ability to kill something. If you just want to kill
something join the military. But if you are hunting for sport and using the
entire animal that is not waste. People use it for art such as bone and/or
antler carvings. They obviously use the food. And of course there is the use
of the skin as clothing. Your attack on Nugent is rather foolish because if
you did any of your homework the man does not buy any food. He grows his
veggies, he eats what he kills and only eats what he kills or grows unless
he is on the road. Are you more upset about his hunting practices or the
fact that he has the right to do so. It's not like he's not getting up close
to the animal before the kill. In fact as a bowhunter the accuracy range is
nowhere near as far as with that of a firearm. Not to mention of course the
range of being an anonymous and distant nameless attacker via the internet.
By the way drug users destroy more lives than just their own. They destroy
all around them and can be known to bring their friends and family down with
them.
Dr. Popeye-X can only be honest:
KR, I have no idea what you're talking about, or even trying to say. You're
"sort of" asking me something to do with "why?", or something like that,
right? Are all those things you mentioned supposed to be my half-baked
reasons for doing what I did? Do you even
know
what I did? Let me diagram it for you.
Step One: I blew his fucking brains out.
Step Two: I cut his fucking balls off.
Step Three: I stole his fucking guitar.
I did it repeatedly.
Are you really asking me WHY
I did that?
It couldn't possibly make more sense than it does right now.
ATTENTION all you appalled Ted Heads!
Read this:
Still thinking, Sir Edmund Plovos writes:
Criminal record sealed after eighteen--memories of youth are limited by this
one uncommonly profitable, lenitive law. One title I savor (subject to no
power but my own) more than any other: conductor. The caboose leads; wheels
are oblong, causing cars to tremble and steel to cough grinding complaints;
smoke ascends with colored tendrils caressing the blackest scrapings of
hell; the locomotive eludes view. Few could not recognize my train,
disorderly, begging for derailment with its uncontrollable speed, but the
thought remains mine. Now of age some illusion is employed to convince the
gentry of my origin from the right side of the tracks; unfortunately trains
sometimes blast through crossings, making short work of any obstruction.
Despite unerring guidance I sometimes meet the unexpected, and now is one
such time, as a member of your flock collides. Nugent hunting ripped off one
of the many scabs of my childhood memories, letting forth a crimson trickle
of air-guns and weekends spent alone.
The rifle I owned was accurate, never failing to force an
ejaculation of down (resembling hearty, colored snowflakes) from feathered
victims, who would fall to the ground while mellow drafts set to toying with
their shattered coats. 600 feet per second meant the .177 caliber
projectiles were sometimes inadequate to fell my prey, so I would set upon
the wounded and lower my boot over their warm mass (pressing into their
bodies such as bricks set on wet mortar), crushing and popping the feeble
structure enclosing brain and heart, and shudder with bliss as the last
struggles of life flapped the wings up against my sole and down against the
earth--a hopeless flight to death. The innards and marrow release one of the
most peculiar and genuine smells, quickly eclipsing Hoppe's rifle grease and
wafting forest potpourri (dead leaves, wood, stone, dirt), the odor would
encompass my nostrils such as tequila down my gullet--smooth, inoffensive,
quickly intoxicating.
I delighted in raping nature of all her creatures, while
scoffing at bag limits, day and time restrictions, methodology of stalk, or
any other such nonsense The Department of Natural Resources had expected me
to follow.
Game officials listed my practices as unlawful "wanton
waste", I preferred orgasmic massacre. Some may hunt for sport, others for
utility, fewer still for population management, but I shall hold no
reticence in expressing what my intent, and that of many must be:
murder for pleasure.
Beth says:
Subject: teds a jerk
ted nugent is the biggest ass hole in the world ..hes from michigan ? so are
the nichols brothers ..strange folks indeed ..keep on ripping on this
asshole ..haha
Dr. Popeye-X laments:
You know, I actually like him and admire him, but he
is just one small example of the sacrifices I'm prepared to make for this
website. I'm sure
Ted would understand. We must honor the Wild Nugent, like the Indians
honored the Great White Buffalo.
Terry The Cop sez:
I like and respect Nugent. I hunt, fish, own guns and I'm a Cop. Pro or Con
I think what most of the people missed in your " Hunting Nugents" is the
"First Ammendment". You can write, say or express whatever you wish
Period!!! If we try to change
ANYTHING in the "Bill of Rights" we
lose. Express yourself anyway you wish PPX. It's your undisputed right.
PPX is
speechless, for once.
this explains it all:
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