Hello. You may have seen me around here a few times, I'm a very well known Coxsucker Extraordinaire about town, and I'm very good at what I do. If you don't believe me, just ask my mom. She's says I'm EXTRA special, I'm extraordinaire. She loved knowing that music her son "was involved with" was receiving airplay on Third Coast Music Network. It really feels extraordinaire knowing that my mom THINKS her son is finally getting some recognition as a sound mixer in this town filled with historical recording talent, and even more remarkable audio engineering talent.
Don't tell anybody this, but my mom paid more money "in" , helping to celebrate my success, than I actually took "out" in profit for being so wonderfully successful, mixing live PA sound reinforcement gigs.
If I were to give a full account of the talents I utilize on the job, I would have to put "SUCKING UP" at the top of the list. That's really what I do the best, and its for sure what I enjoy the most. I just get a real natural high from knowing my talent as a notorious, ass kissing SUCKUP is greatly appreciated.
But that's not the main thrust of my message on this post. Instead, I would like to really focus on something that's been brewing a long, long time, but is only now coming to light.
Perhaps a little frank honesty and straightforward taking of the high road will help us all understand something I've felt very deeply about since day one, so I'll just come right out and say it:
I would REALLY REALLY love to just take a couple of hours and get into the deeper levels of just SUCKING YOUR TICK, at great length, and loving every minute of it.
I hope that doesn't sound too forward, but its been in my mind ever since the first time I saw your TICK, it was hangin' out in the men's restroom at the Oyster Bake, I took one look at it, and I KNEW how much I would love just taking it in my mouth and playing with it, sculpting its swollen, blood gorged thickness with my lips and tongue, and just really getting into sucking your TICK like its never been sucked before.
Now you know my secret, I guess that makes me vulnerable, but I've always been vulnerable to that urge to have it in my mouth for an "all nighter", I just love sucking on a nice TICK like yours, it really feels right when its trembling and popping its load down my throat, it really turns me on to slowly suck out every drop of PUS, until your TICK is just a flaccid, exhausted pouch of withered contentment, cuddled up with my tongue, and sleeping in my mouth like a baby.
I think that would go a long way towards making everything right that's gone wrong. I guess I just love the sensation of WARM TICK PUS filling my mouth, and dribbling out the side before I can swallow it all. That's why I carry a bib with me to every Oyster Bake, its like eating at Tom's Ribs, only its much more "Yuuuum", like the little pig cartoon says.
What The Tick Says:
Moral Of The Story: