LIVE FROM THE DESK OF
Today is an unqualified BITCH!!!
Computer #1 had a blown out monitor. Switched it. Hard disk keeps getting
SEEK error. I NEED THOSE FILES!!!! I HAVE BEEN BANGING IT UP AND DOWN! That seems to
loosen it up. It reads sometimes... SEE WHAT I GO THRU?? MY ASS IS IN THOSE FILES. MY
SWEAT. MY BLOOD. MY
SHIT. The Toiletside Reader!!! I will KILL to ensure the data's INTEGRITY. Obstacles will not be tolerated. Its a choice between a
small band aid and brain amputation. Its a so called choice, but really there is none.
There never was any. Off with their heads! Might as well celebrate the blood. Put it on my cereal. On the rocks with a
little umbrella. Smeared on my tuxedo jacket with the cuffs soaked up to the elbows. Hips
sporting dual water pistols, fully loaded and dripping red.
I'm the Hemoglobin King, the Prince Of Plasma, Corpuscles