|Its all about shoving
your philosophy down someone's throat BEFORE they shove theirs down
yours. Whoever yells the loudest and talks the fastest wins. You've got
to have the book written, and in place, established permanently.
Something has to hold the fort together over the course of many
generations and cultural mutations, and it turns out everything in the
world is slowly coming unglued, and all the components are gradually
separating back into their original elements, only this time they can't
be combined any more, they're "played out", and all those
parts, one by one are being washed away and dissolved into infinite
dixie dust and itchy crab nebulas, covering the scrotums of time/space
with the footprints of the Xtra-Terrestical, you know that space dude
with 3 balls? They call him XT (not ET), and Close Encounters With The
3rd Kind was actually a "testicle cuddling" cult, and they
have lights in the end of their dicks, not their index fingers. Instead
of shining a light and saying "home", they come right to the
point and say "I want to fuck your brains out" until you reach
the Third Stone From The Cum, and at that point, finally unleash the
juice. That 3rd nut will automatically squeeze out every last drop, but
you simply must apply proper compression and pud poundage to PUSH it
out, in pulsing waves. Then slam it home. THAT'S an Encounter so Close,
I'm sure its of the TURD Kind. But that's not my concern, I prefer all
my fudgesicles to come from the freezer, not the skeezer. Follow me? I
don't like Dung in my Dungarees neither. Its nasty stuff. I just know it
couldn't be good for you. Now, maybe if it smelled like roses at all
times, thanks to a constant spraying with industrial strength GLADE.
That's all the Bible is really, just a blast from a real long winded can
of GLADE, or "camel gas", if you prefer. Without the fan club
nazis out in full force, all of that would fade away, its only natural.
The only choice available, in the final analysis, is preservation of
data over time, and that means "The BOOK", or The Bible as it
is usually called. The genius of it lies purely in the fact that its so
established, we'll never get rid of it now.